Headline: Halfway Through Reptilian Mart's Great Sale: Snakes Discounted for Rapid Decision Makers!  Subtitle: Desperate for a quick sale, the marketplace has slashed prices on rapidly moving serpents. Image: A vibrant market stall showcasing a variety of slithering snakes, each tagged with colorful discount labels and attended by enthusiastic vendors in futuristic attire. Body: In a twist even a cobra couldn't coil around, the Martian bazaar has found itself in a frenzy, trimming prices on slithering serpents for shrewd buyers ready to pounce. With vendors zealously hawking their ophidian wares, it's become a slithery spectacle as customers rush to snag their new pet at a fraction of the cost. The dynamic pricing has garnered mixed reactions, with some praising the initiative while others hiss with discontent. Grab yours swiftly, or miss out on the squirmiest deal of the century!