In an unexpected twist, a local buffalo farm has announced plans to enhance global influence through dairy supremacy.

In a shocking announcement that left geopolitics reeling, a humble buffalo farm has declared it will soon rival world superpowers with its revolutionary milk. As farmer Joe Butterman explained, 'Why settle for democracy when you can have dairy-crazy buffaloes running the world?' With plans to turn milk into a universal currency, aspiring nations now face the question: Will they join the bovine revolution or face extinction in the great dairy divide? The only certainty remains – the future will taste suspiciously creamy.