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Final Drop of Coffee Auctioned for a Trillion Galactic Credits

The last remnant of Earth's beloved brew finds its place in a galactic collector's vault.

An old, dusty coffee pot enshrined in a glass case, surrounded by alien bidders with varied exo-suits and extravagant hats.
An old, dusty coffee pot enshrined in a glass case, surrounded by alien bidders with varied exo-suits and extravagant hats.

In a universe where coffee beans are a myth and caffeine a distant memory, the auction of the planet's last drop drew staggering bids from across the galaxy. With Earth's climate no longer hospitable to coffee plants, this single drop has become the stuff of legends. Bidders from all corners of the cosmos battled fiercely for the honor of owning this liquid gold, with the lucky winner preparing to showcase it as a priceless artifact. Who would have thought the humble coffee bean would become the ultimate symbol of Earth's lost glory?


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