Martian residents overwhelmed by new inflatable dock technology for intergalactic ships.

In a move that defies logic and gravity, the Martian Tourism Board has unveiled the 'Sheet Zero Harbor,' a futuristic inflatable dock that promises to make parking intergalactic ships as easy as inflating a pool float. With its eye-catching colors and whimsical design, the harbor appears more suited for a summer beach party than for the safe docking of advanced spacecraft. Critics argue that the new approach may lead to a cosmic traffic jam, but advocates assure that alien tourists are thrilled at the prospect of an 'out of this world' vacation. As interplanetary parking struggles continue, this may just float everyone's boat, or at least give it a soft landing.