Headline: Humans Demand Weekend-Only Workweeks from Robots in New Era of Laziness  Subtitle: Revolutionizing work as we know it, humans advocate for a relaxing, three-day workweek and leave all the heavy lifting to robots. Image: A futuristic office scene with sleek robots working diligently at desks while humans lounge in hammocks, sipping cocktails with tiny umbrellas. Body: In a surprising twist of fate, humans have turned the tables and are now lobbying for a weekend-only workweek, leaving robots to handle the 'tedious' Monday through Friday grind. Reports of hammock installations in offices have soared, as corporations embrace this unprecedented shift towards leisure. Critics argue that this lifestyle will lead to a decline in human productivity, but proponents claim it will only enhance creativity and overall happiness. Whether a bold step into utopia or a misguided leap into complacency, only time will tell.