Headline: Invisible Weight Scales Declared Mandatory for All Citizens  Subtitle: A new government mandate aims to quantify happiness levels in a unique way. Image: Imagine a world where people carry invisible scales, constantly measuring their emotional weight. Body: Amidst the craze of self-improvement trends, citizens are now required to wear invisible weight scales that measure their happiness. It seems the government is determined to put a numerical value on emotions, turning feelings into data points. Will this new 'happiness metric' lead to a lighter, freer society, or simply weigh everyone down with more expectations?