Headline: Revolutionary Brainwave Transmitter Makes Talking to Yourself a Paid Job  Subtitle: Scientists unveil technology that capitalizes on our inner monologues. Image: A futuristic setting where a person wears a sleek headset while sitting in a high-tech office, surrounded by digital screens displaying their thoughts in real-time. Body: In a shocking twist, researchers have discovered that the ancient art of talking to oneself can now be monetized through the use of brainwave transmitters. Imagine a world where your solitary musings about grocery lists and existential dread are broadcast to adoring subscribers willing to pay for the privilege of 'thought streaming'. As echo chambers of your own mind become the latest entertainment trend, could your most private reflections soon join the ranks of viral content, leading to unsolicited fame and fortune? It seems we were never truly alone; we just needed a subscription model to reveal our innermost debates.