Revolutionary 'Wear and Tear Card' Introduced as Alternative to Therapy
Citizens opt for de-stressing by literally wearing their issues on their sleeves.

In a shocking turn of events, society has embraced the 'Wear and Tear Card,' a stylish new way to address emotional crises by donning patches that symbolize various mental states. Gone are the days when therapy and meditation reigned supreme; now you can just flaunt your anxiety like a badge of honor! As fashion meets mental health, one has to wonder if the next trend will be anxiety-scented perfumes or maybe stress-sweat colognes. Who knew shedding your mental baggage could be so fabulously fashionable?