Rock Engineer Retires, Cites Too Many Sedimentary Days
After decades of shaping the future, one rock engineer decides to finally take a breather from the bedrock of innovation.
In a world where mountains practically build themselves, one rock engineer has decided enough is enough and is stepping down from the grindstone. Known for turning pebbles into monuments, this veteran simply couldn’t face another day of sedimentary routine. The retirement party featured boulders shaped like champagne glasses and a cake carved from granite. It’s clear even the hardest of rocks eventually get worn down by time.
Headline: Rock Engineer Retires, Cites Too Many Sedimentary Days Subtitle: After decades of shaping the future, one rock engineer decides to finally take a breather from the bedrock of innovation. Image: A wrinkled rock engineer in a hard hat, leaning on a giant crystalline rock formation with a nostalgic smile, surrounded by futuristic mining equipment. Body: In a world where mountains practically build themselves, one rock engineer has decided enough is enough and is stepping down from the grindstone. Known for turning pebbles into monuments, this veteran simply couldn’t face another day of sedimentary routine. The retirement party featured boulders shaped like champagne glasses and a cake carved from granite. It’s clear even the hardest of rocks eventually get worn down by time.
