A record-breaking performance in environmental neglect crowns the laziest individuals of the year.

In an unexpected turn of events, the Season of Sloth has led to the highly anticipated Summer Waste Olympics, where the most skilled practitioners of trash abandonment have beaten all records. The competition showcased extraordinary talent, including 'Litter Lawn Chair Lounging' and 'Detritus Diving,' leaving environmentalists scratching their heads in disbelief. Participants were seen sipping lukewarm energy drinks while tossing wrappers into the sea like confetti, proving that in the battle against responsibility, laziness truly reigns supreme. As the winners lounged on their beach thrones made of discarded flip-flops, one has to wonder if the true prize was simply a lifetime supply of sunscreen harder to find than a reason to care.