A peculiar new sport emerges as paper-cut animals take over sunny parks.

As if the world ran out of genuine pets, sunbathers are now competing for the spotlight with life-sized paper tigers, causing quite the uproar in parks nationwide. Sporting shades, these recently unleashed 'beasts' have transformed sunny afternoons into an absurd contest of who can make the best origami while achieving the perfect tan. One baffled onlooker pondered, 'Is it homage or just taking the 'paper' in paperwork too seriously?' Regardless of the answer, it’s clear that paper animals are here to stay… much to the delight of aspiring architects everywhere.