The rise of plant-based educators has left traditional teaching methods in the compost heap.

In a shocking twist of educational reform, schools are now staffed entirely by vegetables, leaving human educators scratching their heads and searching for fertilizer. This ‘rooted’ approach to learning boasts high retention rates, as students seem to respond better to broccoli than any math textbook. Pundits are baffled—does this mean it's time to embrace a plant-based curriculum, or are we simply sowing the seeds for confusion? One thing’s for certain: education is about to get a lot more colorful, and maybe slightly crunchy.