Galactic citizens flock to the new store despite warning labels in ten languages.

In a cosmic twist of fate, the first Intergalactic IKEA has begun operations, but there's a catch: furniture assembly is strictly limited to zero gravity! Shoppers float amidst a kaleidoscope of vibrant chair and table pieces, struggling to follow assembly instructions as they tumble end-over-end. It's like a strange dance of bewildered aliens and half-built closets, leaving many to wonder if the 'build it yourself' concept has gone a tad too far. As a spokesperson said, 'If you can survive the assembly, you’ve earned your place in the galactic community!'