Headline: Global Leaders Unite Under New 'Emotionally Intelligent' Flag  Subtitle: In an unprecedented move, world leaders abandon national symbols for a flag designed to evoke empathy and understanding. Image: A flag waving in the wind, adorned with a heart symbol and shades of calming blue, green and purple. Various world leaders are seen holding hands in front of it, all wearing slightly sheepish expressions. Body: In a move that has stunned political analysts and fashion critics alike, global leaders have ditched traditional national flags in favor of an 'Emotionally Intelligent' flag designed to promote world peace and mutual understanding. This bold change has sparked a chaotic yet humorous debate among citizens trying to decipher the flag's multiple shades and cryptic symbolism. Some argue this visual diplomacy only masks underlying tensions, while others claim their leaders have merely found a new platform for their questionable 'artistic' talents. As the world adjusts to this new standard of global branding, one can't help but wonder if this symbol of unity is a step towards harmony or just another exercise in international vanity.