Global Panic as World Supply of Explanation Trees Dwindles
Scientists warn of severe shortage of explanation trees, essential for making sense of reality.
In a shocking development, the world's supply of explanation trees is facing an unprecedented shortage, leaving millions baffled and unable to comprehend basic concepts like why socks disappear in the laundry. Experts warn that unless new saplings of clarification and reasoning are cultivated soon, foundational knowledge could crumble into myth. Efforts to genetically modify metaphor bushes into full-grown explanation trees have so far only yielded fruitless results, adding to the growing befuddlement.
Headline: Global Panic as World Supply of Explanation Trees Dwindles Subtitle: Scientists warn of severe shortage of explanation trees, essential for making sense of reality. Image: A barren landscape where lush explanation trees once stood, leaving people scratching their heads in confusion. Body: In a shocking development, the world's supply of explanation trees is facing an unprecedented shortage, leaving millions baffled and unable to comprehend basic concepts like why socks disappear in the laundry. Experts warn that unless new saplings of clarification and reasoning are cultivated soon, foundational knowledge could crumble into myth. Efforts to genetically modify metaphor bushes into full-grown explanation trees have so far only yielded fruitless results, adding to the growing befuddlement.
