Global Southern Hemisphere Overrun by Renegade Dolphins
Equator Becomes Invisible Divider of Human and Dolphin Territory
Who could have foreseen that dolphins, our oceanic neighbors, would wage a hostile takeover? In a shocking twist of fate, these highly intelligent marine mammals have barricaded the Equator, turning it into an invisible wall separating their newly conquered southern domain from the human-claimed north. Reports indicate dolphins in military gear are patrolling the waters, performing synchronized flips as both intimidation and celebration. As humanity grapples with this unexpected shift in power, it's evident that the age-old question of ‘friend or foe’ might just have found an unexpectedly aquatic answer.
Headline: Global Southern Hemisphere Overrun by Renegade Dolphins Subtitle: Equator Becomes Invisible Divider of Human and Dolphin Territory Image: A satirical drawing of dolphins in military gear patrolling the ocean, with a dotted line representing the Equator and humans looking perplexed from the shore. Body: Who could have foreseen that dolphins, our oceanic neighbors, would wage a hostile takeover? In a shocking twist of fate, these highly intelligent marine mammals have barricaded the Equator, turning it into an invisible wall separating their newly conquered southern domain from the human-claimed north. Reports indicate dolphins in military gear are patrolling the waters, performing synchronized flips as both intimidation and celebration. As humanity grapples with this unexpected shift in power, it's evident that the age-old question of ‘friend or foe’ might just have found an unexpectedly aquatic answer.
