Headline: Government Introduces 'Breathable Air Tax' on Excessive Breathing  Subtitle: Citizens Fined for Inhaling Oxygen Beyond Recommended Limits Image: A futuristic cityscape with giant nostrils in the sky collecting air tax from bewildered citizens Body: In a bizarre turn of events, the government has implemented a 'Breathable Air Tax' on citizens caught taking in more oxygen than deemed necessary. The streets are abuzz with officials armed with oxygen meters, ready to issue fines to those guilty of 'over-inhaling.' It seems like now, every breath you take might actually cost you more than just a sigh of relief.