Headline: Humanity Adopts Sharp Liquid as New Standard for Morning Coffee  Subtitle: The latest beverage craze is a paradox in a cup Image: A futuristic coffee machine dispensing a gleaming, crystalline liquid into a transparent mug, with bewildered and amazed people looking on in the background. Body: Forget lattes and espressos; the futuristic concoction of 'sharp liquid' is slicing its way into morning routines. Known for its paradoxical combination of cutting edge sharpness and smooth, liquid texture, this new drink has caffeine enthusiasts both delighted and perplexed.