Ass-ociation of Higher Learning Adds Major in Nonchalance Driven by Demand

In a shocking twist of academia, the prestigious Ass-ociation of Higher Learning has launched a major in Professional Eye-rolling, preparing future donkeys for the demanding workforce of unimpressed opinions. Students are seen mastering techniques to induce maximum disbelief at human folly, all while munching on organic hay and maintaining an unwavering expression of boredom. As job offers soar for these highly qualified donkeys, experts predict an overwhelming shift towards nonchalant leadership in the next generation of animal careers. It seems the future is not just bright – it's practically invisible to the discerning fastidious gaze of a liberated donkey!