In an unprecedented twist, golf enthusiasts now have a tool that guarantees their excuses will never run out.

In a stunning development that has left golf purists scratching their heads, a local golf course has rolled out its newest feature: a 'Breeze Log' to document wind conditions at the notoriously tricky fourth hole. Picture it: golfers equipped with notepads and anemometers, furiously scribbling down gust data as if they were capturing gold—who knew the winds would become the star of the game? As players struggle to find the fairway while battling what seems like a hurricane, one has to wonder—has the sport officially taken a hard turn towards meteorological mastery? Now, underachieving golf scores will have more alibis than ever before, leaving cast-off clubs swirling in the winds of fate.