The annual event takes a surprising turn towards calmness and respect.

In a shocking twist of events, the world's top martial artists have declared that the next championship will focus on 'Peaceful Grappling'—an event that combines traditional fighting techniques with a strict no-fighting policy. Instead of throwing punches, competitors will now be evaluated on their ability to gently guide their opponent into a meditation pose while sipping herbal tea. This groundbreaking approach to martial arts raises the question: can true honor be found in not engaging at all? As the event approaches, spectators are eagerly wondering if the only thing to be bruised will be egos, or perhaps even the very fabric of reality itself.