New Pocket Compass Declared Most Popular 'Quick Fix' for Directionally Challenged Millennials
In a world dominated by GPS, the humble compass sees a resurgence among those needing a break from screen addiction.

In a shocking move that has left tech giants scratching their heads, the pocket compass has emerged as the unlikely hero in the quest for directionality, akin to finding a needle in a haystack of high-tech gadgets. Millennials, weary of being tethered to their screens, have embraced the compass as a chic accessory that doubles as a conversation starter—who needs WiFi when you can just spin around until you face the right way? As sightings of young adult adventurers furiously fiddling with the antique tool take over social media, one can't help but wonder if they've also unknowingly stumbled into the latest trend of 'getting lost on purpose.' Far from being a mere relic, the compass is now the ultimate symbol of rebellion against the digital age's illusions of navigation.