Forests take to the skies as pine trees master aerial navigation, causing existential crises for squirrels.

In a shocking turn of events, pine trees have evolved the ability to fly, transforming the landscape into an aerial forest and leaving tree-huggers both thrilled and perplexed. As these towering conifers gracefully glide through the air, they’ve taken a dull stand against the vibrant colors of flowering trees, creating a monochrome sky truly reminiscent of a bad film filter. Meanwhile, local squirrels are reportedly undergoing midlife crises as their traditional climbing activities lose all significance. This raises an important question: if trees can fly, what’s next for the rest of the flora? Perhaps we should brace ourselves for airborne begonias.