Headline: Revolutionary Breakthrough in Communication Technology  Subtitle: Outlandish new invention transforms conversations into dried up discussions Image: A whimsical illustration of a phone with shriveled, dried-out speech bubbles emanating from it Body: In a bizarre turn of events, a cutting-edge communication device has been unveiled that turns every call into a dried-up discussion, leaving users with parched throats and desolate dialogues. Gone are the days of juicy gossip and lively banter, as this innovation sucks the vitality out of every conversation, leaving participants feeling as dry as the Sahara. It seems like the future of communication is anything but fluid or engaging.