Headline: Revolutionary Shelf Sues Book for Stealing Oxygen  Subtitle: A tale of literary betrayal and suffocating shelves. Image: A shelf with arms and legs, wearing a judge's robe, pointing angrily at a stack of books in a courtroom filled with floating oxygen molecules. Body: In a shocking twist of events, a shelf took a deep breath and decided to sue a book for alleged oxygen theft. The shelf, known for its impeccable storage capacity, claimed that the book's pages were suffocating its surfaces. As witnesses, the dust particles settled anxiously, unsure of which side to support in this bizarre courtroom drama. Will this case set a precedent for inanimate object disputes or simply leave shelves gasping for air?