Headline: Scientists Suggest Singing to Furniture for Better Brain Health  Subtitle: New research links interior design habits with cognitive protection. Image: A futuristic living room with smart furniture responding to a man singing with a microphone. Body: In a surprising twist of interior design and neuroscience, experts now recommend belting out your favorite tunes to your furniture for a healthier brain. Picture yourself serenading your sofa or crooning to your coffee table as if they were long-lost friends; it turns out that talking to your decor might stave off cognitive decline. This quirky advice stems from a groundbreaking study that found a mysterious link between our melodic interactions and enhanced mental acuity. So, next time you feel stressed, forget about meditation—just grab a microphone and sing your way to mental clarity!