Forget soccer and basketball; people are now harnessing their inner cowboy to play this bizarre new sport.

In a shocking twist of fate, the ancient art of plate spinning has collided with the Wild West in an electrifying new sport known as ‘Too Saddle Plate Ball.’ As participants don neon cowboy hats and ride hoverboards like they’re saddled horses, spectators can hardly believe their eyes as plates whiz through the air in a dazzling display of balance and chaos. One can’t help but ask: have we finally reached the peak of human ingenuity or simply descended into the hilarious madness of our collective imagination? Either way, 'Too Saddle Plate Ball’ proves that the future is just as absurd as we always knew it could be.