The pile of discarded climate strike banners now featured in UN’s next assembly agenda.

In a shocking turn of events, nations have united to honor an enormous heap of worn-out climate strike banners as the world's first 'climate strike pile,' vowing to turn it into a UNESCO World Heritage Site. Amid the scent of old fabric and forgotten slogans, environmentalists debated if this monumental mess embodies humanity’s relentless quest for change or just a really bad yard sale. Meanwhile, social media influencers are already planning their next viral challenge: 'How many selfies can you take while standing on a pile of wasted hopes?' Truly, there’s nothing like a little irony wrapped in a sunsets glow to capture the essence of climate activism.