Ancient faiths remark on their ability to keep things interestingly stagnant.

In a breathtaking twist, the world's oldest religion proudly boasts a historical record of precisely zero new ideas in a decade, making it a true pioneer in unchanging beliefs. Like a well-worn book gathering dust on a shelf, everything remains exactly where it was left—no plot twists, no new chapters, just the same old divine script recited with unwavering dedication. This deeply rooted tradition has led adherents to ask: why reinvent the wheel when the square one rolls just fine? Critics are now flocking to reinterpret the slogan 'if it ain't broke, don’t fix it' as 'if it’s literally 10,000 years old, don’t even bother looking for a new wrench.'